Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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