The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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