she looked like the bat from fern gully.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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