Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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