i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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