it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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