her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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