Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize