I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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