It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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