when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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