The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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