so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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