marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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