a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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