she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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