Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
True strength comes from lack of pants
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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