u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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