Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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