She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
