The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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