I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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