Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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