Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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