we have officially lost it.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Randomize
