he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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