I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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