And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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