I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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