what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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