Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Randomize
