i already hear my dad disowning me
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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