Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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