this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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