I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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