I'm so fucking centered right now
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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