Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My pussy is not your playground.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Randomize
