Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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