Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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