Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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