Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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