Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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