it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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