For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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