Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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