So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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