Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
