We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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