are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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