seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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