Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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