I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Randomize
