Buhtt sex?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So here I am, sexting at work.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
