check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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