we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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