it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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